Geeky Cat Miusings

If you are going to a party and don’t know what to talk about, try some of last night’s topics: alcoholism (apparently one is a novice if one has 3 drinks per day); using matches to cover up smelly farts and creating blue angels; the advent of the beltless pad; the rise and fall and the rise again of the menstrual rag; the rise and fall of smoking chic on a global scale; the superiority of the Italian lifestyle (based on wine consumption); how parents are clueless as to what is really going on in boarding school; relationships and what makes people right for one another and what makes some run away screaming; and how to write BOOBLESS on your calculator (it doesn’t work so well on my Windows calculator).

I think there were more interesting topics but I need a calming cup of catnip right now. We’ll chat later >^..^<