Geeky Cat Miusings

New Mexico is getting innovative in its efforts to keep drunks from getting behind the wheel. They are putting devices in the urinals that detect when someone is in front of it the talking urinal-deodorizer cakes says in a flirty voice “Hey, big guy. Having a few drinks? Think you had one too many? Then it’s time to call a cab or call a sobre friend for a ride home.” Drunk people don’t seem think they had one too many so I don’t know if they would listen. But maybe the flirty voice can also say, “please wash your hands big boy and you might get lucky”, since few wash their hands, and by not scrubbing down those paws, are spreading their germs to innocent victims.